One of those screamy days.

So, have any of you ever had one of those days where you just want to scream? At everything and anything? Well, of course you probably have. Today is one of those days for me. I screamed at the chickens next door at 8am this morning because they were being too loud. I screamed at a dog down the street because it wouldn't stop barking. I screamed at my dad for turning down my favorite song. I screamed at my mom for screaming at me because I didn't do something that I was told to do. I screamed at my summer assignment for being so hard. If you ask me, I wasted a whole lot of screams todays. I'M SORRY PORR CHICKENS, DOG, AND PARENTS. Summer assignment, you deserved my scream. So, from now on, I shall save my screams for something that matters. Like, when someone is trying to kill me, or if I ever get crazy drunk to the point where I don't even realize that I'm letting a big 'ol scream out.

Is it possible to shrink?

OKAY. STORY TIME. So, I am basically a walking time bomb. No like mentally, but physically. My back is screwed up to the max, my sinuses are shot to hell, AND, one of my knees is twisted. So, if you were wondering, this causes some pain ocassionally.
ANYWWWWWAAAAY, to cut to the chase, my mom was sick of my bitching, so she dragged me to the chiropracter. I didn't want to go, at all. But, it wasn't even bad. So okay, he basically tried to fix me. hahahahaha. And he was looking at my legs and was all like "One of your legs is half an inch longer than the other due to your hip placement". I gave hime one of my famous "the hell you talkin' about" looks, and he adjusted me with his little adjuster gun thinger.
Now, here's where the fun part comes in! I AM NOW AN INCH SHORTER THAN I WAS. My friend Kelly is, or was, pretty much the same height as me. Like 5'6-5'7ish. NOW, she is at least an inch taller than me. How even is this possible?
Dear doctor, can I have my inch back? :)