OKAY. STORY TIME. So, I am basically a walking time bomb. No like mentally, but physically. My back is screwed up to the max, my sinuses are shot to hell, AND, one of my knees is twisted. So, if you were wondering, this causes some pain ocassionally.
ANYWWWWWAAAAY, to cut to the chase, my mom was sick of my bitching, so she dragged me to the chiropracter. I didn't want to go, at all. But, it wasn't even bad. So okay, he basically tried to fix me. hahahahaha. And he was looking at my legs and was all like "One of your legs is half an inch longer than the other due to your hip placement". I gave hime one of my famous "the hell you talkin' about" looks, and he adjusted me with his little adjuster gun thinger.
Now, here's where the fun part comes in! I AM NOW AN INCH SHORTER THAN I WAS. My friend Kelly is, or was, pretty much the same height as me. Like 5'6-5'7ish. NOW, she is at least an inch taller than me. How even is this possible?
Dear doctor, can I have my inch back? :)
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